ALL ABOUT RACHEL EASTER!!

So there was a time when Krispy Kreme threw away a large quantity of donuts.  It was at this time that I, along with some friends, joined my good friend in grabbing donuts.  My good friend is known by the name of Rachel Easter.  Upon collecting nearly 50 pounds of donuts, little Miss Easter asserted that she could eat more donuts than me.  This erroneous notion was fueled by Miss Easter’s roommates who degraded me into thinking that she could possibly have a chance at competing with me.  At the beginning of the doughnut eating competition, I pulled ahead by eating 3 donuts.  Rachel answered by stacking 3 donuts and eating all 3 at once.  This was impressive, but no competition for my doughnut eating ability.  I quickly gobbled until I was at 8 donuts.  Rachel’s next triple stack, as she called it, was no match for me.  When finishing her second triple stack, she tossed a portion of her doughnut into the bushes hoping that I would not notice.  Cheater.  After polishing off my twelfth doughnut and beginning my thirteenth, Miss Easter wept and nearly gagged as she walked a shameful defeat out the door and tossed her half eaten twelfth doughnut into the bushes.  Defeated and broken, she walked the long walk back to her dorm as I triumphantly carried my bag of winning donuts back to my dorm.   I was very impressed by Rachel’s ability to eat donuts, but it was no match for my superior skill.  Thanks for playing Miss Easter.