McDonalds

I went to McDonalds to satisfy my hunger late in the evening.  McDonalds has a wonderful menu of delicious food all for a low price.  When I order from McDonalds, the staff is always intelligent and can communicate clearly in the English language.  Perhaps my favorite part of ordering from the folks as McDonalds, they all look like they love their jobs.  It definitely does not smell like little kids smash their food on the walls before letting fall to the ground where everyone has the opportunity to walk all over it and grind it into the grout between floor tiles.  The tables are cleaned constantly and do not have ketchup remains smeared from one end of the table to the other.  I like to think about where my food came from before I eat it.  I hear that McDonalds treats lots of animals with high ethical standards.  Then they do not include parts of the animal that no human should eat.  They realize that it is worth their time to throw away those parts.  Are you ready for the conclusion? 

I am kidding.  McDonalds is despicable.  I do not like the food they serve or the ambience they foster.