Batmanning

Have you heard of planking? How about owling?  Have you heard of the newest trend called coning?  Well let me tell you about the coolest trend of all that is taking over.  It is called batmanning.  Batmanning is when you hang from some object by your feet.  Then you suspend your body in the air with you head being the closest part of your body to the ground.  Your body should be in the vertical position with your feet as the highest part of your body.  Once you are hanging upside down, you cross your arms across your chest.  Do not fold your arms or you will look sillier than Bill Cosby when you give him a briefcase full of monopoly money.  You put your fists near the opposite shoulder the same way that you are supposed to do when you ride down the ride at Seven Peaks Water Park called Free Fall.  That is the position that you should have your arms in.  Then you take a picture of yourself because if you do not take a picture then no one will even know how cool you are.  The evidence is in the picture.  That is how you batman.